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igotyoufirst: guys according to Don Cheadle’s interview with...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:49:11 -0400

igotyoufirst:

guys according to Don Cheadle’s interview with Conan, this scene was improvised by Robert (video @ 2:00)

Robert Downey Jr., on having confidence in yourself (x).

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:39:36 -0400

Robert Downey Jr., on having confidence in yourself (x).

Marvel movies + Wolverine’s sass

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:37:34 -0400

Marvel movies + Wolverine’s sass

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:13:42 -0400

ratingbisexuals: #Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:10:11 -0400

ratingbisexuals:

#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do

I’m Tony Stark. I build neat stuff. And occasionally save the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:52:54 -0400

I’m Tony Stark. I build neat stuff. And occasionally save the world.

Period: You want cookies

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:21:44 -0400

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

best of » J.A.R.V.I.S.

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:00:55 -0400

best of » J.A.R.V.I.S.

dames-my-name-shippings-my-game: beben-eleben: There once was...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:52:02 -0400

dames-my-name-shippings-my-game:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

And this shall be me and my child.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 01:01:52 -0400

overhumor: The game has been changed

Wed, 15 May 2013 00:25:58 -0400

overhumor:

The game has been changed

thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:05:01 -0400

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

slayde: protocolhouseparty: illbewithhimlikeishouldbe: setting...

Sat, 04 May 2013 09:35:05 -0400

slayde:

protocolhouseparty:

illbewithhimlikeishouldbe:

setting realistic goals for your future

#im going to impreganate the statue of liberty

Okay we officially need a third movie now.

damnthatswhatshesaid: It’s called Karma, Paul.

Thu, 02 May 2013 06:52:07 -0400

damnthatswhatshesaid:

It’s called Karma, Paul.

kristenmastora7: gallium-knight: Here’s a test: I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:14:05 -0400

kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so...

Wed, 01 May 2013 17:18:01 -0400

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:18:50 -0400

endlesslysherlocked:

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T

I did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

duck-tective: you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:04:13 -0400

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: b0oobs: letstalkaboutdisney: when he was a young warthog WHEN I...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:24:45 -0400

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

letstalkaboutdisney:

when he was a young warthog

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG

very nice

thanks

The Difference Between Matt Smith and David Tennant

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:23:37 -0400

Matt Smith: My name is Matt Smith and I play the Doctor.
David Tennant: I'm David Tennant and I am the Doctor.